Money Can’t Buy You Dick

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It’s time for spring break, so I went on vacation to a luxurious tropical resort. Just to get into the place, you had to pay a premium price. Nude resorts always cost more because they offer something you can’t get anywhere else.  

Obviously, since you were there, you must have paid the same as I did, but money can’t buy everything from the looks of you.

I was scoping out the hotel bar, strutting my stuff with my beautiful body on display, hoping to find someone I could play with all weekend. Someone as adventurous as I am, but I couldn’t help notice you. From behind, you are a glorious sight! Your tight ass and broad shoulders drew me in. Then I got closer, and you turned around. Such a masculine, bearded face and a toned body, but between your legs, that was barely a button.

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SPH Phone Sex Sissy Stick

Sissy stick sluts listen up!! Hey SPH Phonesex Loser Boy! What do you think you’re going to do with THAT? It looks like an oversized clit! Even when you add 1/4 or 1/2 an inch to anything under seven inches you know that it won’t matter! You shouldn’t be talking about that like it’s going to do anything for anyone. Your teeny weenie is a joke. And I can’t wait to giggle in your ear and crack up laughing!

I’ll snap a few pictures to show my friends what you consider a dick. This humiliation phone sex session is going to be perfect. Go ahead and dial me, loser boy, it’s not like you have a date tonight or something hah!! I’m sure Friday nights are very lonely for little clit dickies boys like you! I’m certain you are alone, wanking your sissy stick, twisting it in between your thumb and forefinger. ‘

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